The sun hadn’t even fully risen over the neighborhood when Marissa’s alarm clock decided to try and take her head off. Literally. In the chaotic world of House of Hazards
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Overview
The toaster was already glowing red. Jerry waited for the rhythm— click, click, FIRE . A charred piece of sourdough whipped past his ear. He grabbed the coffee pot, but the "Wheel of Woe" spun in the air, suddenly making the floor as slippery as ice.
House of Hazards is a game designed to make you rage and laugh in equal measure. You will be crushed by a falling piano. You will be set on fire by a grill. You will be pushed into an open manhole by a friend.
Never run in a straight line; use brief staccato stops to force an early drop. Water Valves ( Top Vaz ) & Misfiring Taps
At its heart, House of Hazards is a frantic local multiplayer game for 2 to 4 players, though you can also practice solo against computer-controlled bots. The premise is deceptively simple: you and your opponents must race to complete a series of mundane household tasks as quickly as possible.
While playing in Solo Time Trial, utilize the secondary player control mapping keys () on your keyboard.
When you first launch House of Hazards, you can choose from four standard roommates. However, as you win rounds and accumulate experience points, you will gradually unlock special cosmetic skins that add a hilarious touch to the chaotic gameplay. Character Category Character / Skin Name How to Acquire Available immediately Starting Cast Available immediately Starting Cast Available immediately Starting Cast Available immediately Unlockable Stars Earn XP / Complete milestones Unlockable Stars Earn XP / Complete milestones Unlockable Stars Rocking Grandma Earn XP / Complete milestones Unlockable Stars Earn XP / Complete milestones Core Gameplay Mechanics & Controls
Can be dropped, requiring precise timing to avoid. Pro-Tips for Long-Term Victory
